True Bromance.
Liz: Shaun?
Shaun: Yeah?
Liz: You see what I’m saying?
Shaun: Yep, totally.
Liz: I know he’s your best friend, but you do live with him.
Shaun: I know.
Liz: It’s not that I don’t like Ed.
[Liz looks over at Ed who is playing an arcade game]
Liz: Ed, it’s not that I don’t like you.
Ed: It’s all right.
Liz: It would just be nice if we could…
Ed: [talking to the arcade machine] Fuck!
Liz: …spend a bit more time together…
Ed: [talking to the arcade machine] Bollocks!
Liz: …just the two of us.
Ed: [talking to the arcade machine] Cock it!
Liz: It’s just with Ed here, it’s no wonder I always bring my flat-mates out and then that only exacerbates things.
Shaun: What do you mean?
Liz: Well you guys hardly get on, do you?
Shaun: No, what does “exacerbate” mean?
Liz: It means um, to make things worse.
Shaun: Right. Well I mean, it’s not that I don’t like David and Di.
[Shaun looks over at David and Di at the table next to them]
Shaun: Guys, it’s not that I don’t like you.
David, Dianne: [together] It’s all right.
Shaun: And it’s not that I don’t want to spend time with you cause I do. It’s just… Ed doesn’t have too many friends.
Ed: Can I get… any of you cunts… a drink?
Love. Nuff said.